Cristiano Ronaldo Worries About The Global Economy. Now That Is Funny !!

I must admit I'm a tad worried as to the state of Cristiano Ronaldo's mental state. Either he is on a mission to show the world he has nothing between his ears or he is genuinely stupid. There is another option too actually, he might just be the greediest little git I have ever seen or heard of. The Manchester United star admits he has concerns about the global economy.

Though you would think his multi-million pound contract leaves him immune from the credit crunch, Ronaldo says: "The situation has to worry everyone, yes. We are worried and feel a certain uncertainty (about the future). We talk about it - it is part of our reality - but we believe that things will improve."

By saying he feels a certain uncertainty about his future I presume he is talking about his upcoming new contract and whether he can screw £170,000 per week from United ? Or maybe he actually cares about Me and You and 'Joe The Plumber'. I seriously doubt this though. Don't worry Ronnie, you'll still be pulling in £24,666 EVERY DAY no matter what the financial climate is like, I'm sure you'll muddle through !!! ....Back To Home Page

United Guys Pull A Prank On Sweaty Ronnie !

Manchester United teammates pulled a prank on Cristiano Ronaldo over his sweaty armpits!

Team-mates filled his training room locker with cans of deodorant and aftershave when the Manchester United ace was pictured by the Mirror sweating through a jacket on a night out.

Ex-United striker Brian McClair, now its youth academy director revealed: “As he is never one for getting to training early, he found this picture copied all over the dressing-room. When he opened his locker, all the deodorants and perfumes fell out. He was not amused!”

I'd recommend Hugo Boss myself, I find it a bit of a turn on, lovely smell and all that......but that's another story.....Back To Home Page

Ronaldo Is No Diver

Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo has
dismissed claims he is a diver.

He said: “I don’t need to talk about this because I don’t
agree with that. If we have to talk about divers then we
have to talk about all the best players in the world.

“They are the ones who are the most difficult to stop and
attract the most fouls. So they fall more than others.

“Even the biggest heroes also end up falling. I am used to
this criticism.

“I will continue to be the player I am, aiming to win
collective and individual titles. That makes me very
proud, above what people may think.” .....Back To Home Page

Sir Alex Ridicules Blatter !

Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson believes FIFA president Sepp Blatter is being mocked within the game for uttering "so many ridiculous" statements that damage his credibility.

ALL United fans were angered when Blatter appeared to liken United's refusal to release winger Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid as slavery.

Speaking with GQ Magazine he said: "I think Sepp Blatter is in danger ... or has reached a point now where he is being mocked within the game. Whether he is getting too old, I don't know. But things can happen to people in power. Look at some of the despots in Africa." Now that is a classic quote, my hat comes off to Fergie for that little gem !

Ferguson said he was not likening 72-year-old Blatter to a dictator, but that he believed the game's top official should not utter such statements.

"All I'm saying is that, from a position of great power, he has uttered so many ridiculous statements that he is in danger of seriously damaging his credibility, so, when he came out with that stuff, it created a furore and rightly so, the year after the commemoration of the 200th anniversary of the abolition of slavery." Does Sir Alex have no fear. To set about the President of FIFA in this manner is not the kind of thing you see too often, Brian Clough, God rest his soul, was the same. If it needs saying then say it !! .....Back To Home Page

Footballer's Worst Haircuts

Down through the years we have seen some whacky
hairstyles from footballers. Ranging from those with
no hair at all to those with long, whispy locks with some
bizarre arrangements included. Alan Smith with his
peroxide mania, Rio with his plaits, George Best with his
unkempt, unshaven look, Bobby Charlton with errrrrmmm
well let's just say his whispy bits. David Beckham's hair could
change overnight as we all know but the best one here has got
to be Sir Alex down below, if only it were true !!

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